:08:01
There was nothing ugly or
disgusting about what we did.
:08:05
Then how come you look
so down in the dumps?
:08:07
Because my wife
is going to kill me.
:08:10
Well, how's she gonna find
out? She knows already.
:08:14
-You said she was in New Jersey.
-It doesn't matter. She knows.
:08:17
How?
:08:20
Was it as incredible for you
as it was for me?
:08:23
Do all men like to talk
about it a lot afterwards?
:08:28
Why? You think I'm some kind
of a pervert or something?
:08:31
Oh, no!
I was just curious.
:08:33
See, I was a virgin when I got
married. Well, at least sort of.
:08:38
Sort of?
:08:40
Well, I was pregnant,
but I don't count that.
:08:44
Doris, that counts!
:08:46
No, I mean it was by the man that
I married. Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
:08:50
Oh, that's all right. See, Harry
and me were gonna get married anyway.
:08:53
That just speeded things up
a little bit.
:08:57
It turns out I get pregnant
if we drink out of the same cup.
:09:02
What's the matter?
:09:04
Nothing.
I-I-I-I'm fine.
:09:06
I'm all right.
:09:08
Doris?
What?
:09:12
I think I'm in love
with you.
:09:19
I mean, it's crazy.
It's really crazy.
:09:23
I don't even know if youve
read Catcherin the Rye.
:09:26
Oh, no, I didn't even finish
high school. There. You see?
:09:29
I don't even care, and I'm
really a snob about education.
:09:35
Of course, I should have
known this would happen.
:09:37
When it comes to life, I have
a brown thumb. What do you mean?
:09:40
I mean nothing I ever do
turns out right.
:09:44
First time
- First time I had sex, I was 18 years old.
:09:47
We were in the backseat
of a parked 1938 Dodge sedan.
:09:51
Right in the middle of it,
we were rear-ended.
:09:54
Oh. And you didn't have
any insurance?
:09:56
No, that's not exactly
what I mean. I mean-
:09:59
Oh.
Look, take last night.