:27:01
But, Mary, why would they?
We'd have to lure them with...
:27:05
Sex.
:27:06
But you wouldn't really have to--?
:27:09
I mean, you wouldn't actually
do anything?
:27:12
Of course not.
The minute they try anything dirty...
:27:14
...you pop them in the head and
get rid of them, like with him.
:27:18
How would we contact them? We know
nothing about this swinger business.
:27:22
Ask someone who does.
:27:26
All of them read this?
:27:27
-Isn't there something a little more...?
-Classier?
:27:31
Nope, this paper covers the field
from the richest to the poorest.
:27:34
If they're kinky, they read
The Hollywood Press.
:27:37
Come on, honey, you like this.
:27:39
You know, if you steam
fresh vegetables...
:27:42
...and purée them in a blender,
it would be better for your baby.
:27:45
-Mary's a nutritionist.
-No kidding? Does that pay well?
:27:49
About 450 after taxes.
:27:51
Honey, you'll make a hell
of a lot more in my racket.
:27:54
Are you gonna work with her?
:27:57
Why not? You get the bi
and gay trade that way.
:28:00
Those people have
a lot of money, believe me.
:28:03
-I don't think--
-I understand.
:28:05
Everybody's gotta make up his own
mind about where to draw the line.
:28:08
Like, I personally draw the line
at golden showers.
:28:11
Golden showers?
:28:14
-Did you ever do any acting?
-I did some in high school.
:28:16
Well, that's all it is, is acting.
:28:19
Lick my sneakers, you little worm!
:28:22
See what I mean? It's easy.
:28:25
Lick my sneaker, you little worm.
:28:27
See, you're a natural.
That's my laundry.
:28:30
If I don't get it into the dryer quickly,
it'll wrinkle.
:28:33
Was there anything else
you want to ask?
:28:35
-No, I think we covered it.
-Really, there's nothing to it.
:28:38
Just remember
to get the money up front...
:28:41
...and whatever they want to do,
stop if it draws blood.
:28:45
I'll bet we could get started
on this for about $400.
:28:48
-We have to take out an ad first.
-And I have to rent a post office box.
:28:52
Paul, we have a ticket!
:28:55
No, it's just a flier.
:28:57
Wait, wait. What is it?