:02:00
Because it's real.
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How can l know that, Mr Shen?
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- How?
- Yes, how? Help me out here.
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Please.
:02:17
See? That was nothing.
:02:20
But that's how it always begins.
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Very small.
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This is Jack Burton at the Pork-Chop Express
andl'm talkin' to whoever's listenin'.
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It's like l told my last wife.
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I says "Honey,
l never drive faster than l can see."
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"Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
:03:08
You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and
take his advice on a dark and stormy night.
:03:13
When some wild-eyed maniac
grabs your neck,
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taps the back ofyour head
up against a barroom wall,
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he looks you crooked in the eye
and asks you ifyou've paid your dues,
:03:23
you just stare that big sucker back in the eye
and remember what Jack Burton always says.
:03:29
"Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yes, sir, the cheque is in the mail."
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Well, you see, l'm not sayin' that l've been
everywhere and l've done everything.
:03:55
But l do know it's a pretty
amazing planet we live on here,
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and a man would have to be some kinda fool
to think we're all alone in this universe.