:03:08
You just listen to the Pork-Chop Express and
take his advice on a dark and stormy night.
:03:13
When some wild-eyed maniac
grabs your neck,
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taps the back ofyour head
up against a barroom wall,
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he looks you crooked in the eye
and asks you ifyou've paid your dues,
:03:23
you just stare that big sucker back in the eye
and remember what Jack Burton always says.
:03:29
"Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yes, sir, the cheque is in the mail."
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Well, you see, l'm not sayin' that l've been
everywhere and l've done everything.
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But l do know it's a pretty
amazing planet we live on here,
:03:59
and a man would have to be some kinda fool
to think we're all alone in this universe.