:20:01
"Suck it, you black motherfucker.
:20:05
"I love it. The best motherfucker.
The 'fuck you' man."
:20:11
Made me stay in the house, man.
Almost got married last year.
:20:16
Don't you "ooh" and "aah".
:20:18
Got to get married in the '80s.
I read the papers.
:20:20
I said, "Fuck this, I'm getting out."
:20:22
Hey, you know, read.
You can catch some shit.
:20:25
You can't just keep messing around
like you used to.
:20:28
Eventually, your dick will fall off.
:20:31
Remember...? Remember, like,
VD in the '60s?
:20:33
That shit don't just sting no more.
Every time they cure something,
:20:36
it come back stronger.
VD is new and improved now.
:20:40
They got dudes in the doctor's office
with symptoms like, "Excuse me, doc,
:20:43
"what does it mean when you
go to the bathroom
:20:47
"and fire shoot out your dick?"
:20:54
"Let me get this right.
So you're getting a burning sensation
:20:57
"when you urinate?"
:21:00
"No, fire shoot out my dick, is all.
:21:04
"A burst of flame fly out my dick
when I pee.
:21:07
"I can't even pee in the house, I burn
my house down. I gotta go outside.
:21:11
"I was outside peeing,
dude tried to mug me,
:21:13
"I turned around and burned him up
on the street.
:21:15
"Because my dick is a blowtorch,
is what I'm trying to say."
:21:18
Got to be careful.
They say having casual sex nowadays
:21:21
is like playing Russian roulette.
:21:23
And I know I've thrown my dick
on the crap table many a night.
:21:29
Looking for Miss Right,
you be gambling every time.
:21:31
You gambling with your dick, saying,
"Come on, need a woman with a mind.
:21:34
"Come on, now. I need somebody
perfect for me. Give it to me, now!
:21:37
"Oh, shit. Fat, bucktoothed bitch.
No, give me my dick back. No.
:21:41
"I'm gonna keep rolling.
I got one more roll in me.
:21:43
"I want the perfect woman, now.
I want somebody with a mind,
:21:46
"intelligence, a nice ass and a body.
Give it to me, now!
:21:48
"Oh, skinny cockeyed bitch.
No, give my dick back.
:21:51
"Give my dick back.
Now, listen, be quiet.
:21:53
"I'm gonna keep rolling.
This is my last roll.
:21:55
"This is the last one.
This is the one for me.
:21:57
"Miss Right. Blow on this for luck.
:21:59
"This is my last roll.
Come on. Here we go.