Ernest Goes to Camp
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No.
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I couldn't get
the old Indian to budge.

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Sherman, he might as
well be on another planet.

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I don't want
your excuses.

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I want results.
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All right, Sherman,
I'll give it another try.

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Do I have to remind you,
Mr. Blatz,

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just how valuable petrocite
is to the space program

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and every other defense
contractor in the world?

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What we're
talking about here

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is the largest deposit
ever found.

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There are millions
at stake here...

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so why don't you get your
tight, little lawyer's butt

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over to the camp
and get me that lease?

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Learning to make a fire
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without matches and gasoline
is essential.

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You need to know
the basic physics of friction.

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It's a simple rule
of nature.

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You know, you can make
a fire this way.

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Boy, is it painful.
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Ow!
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Do you believe
this guy?

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Boys, look!
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A family of badgers.
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Just as I promised you...
actual nature.

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El Badgerus Maximus Ferocius
with young.

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The young look just like
the regular badgers,

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only smaller.
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Now, here's a lesson
to be learned...

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although they look cute
and cuddly,

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don't ever, ever do this
to a family of badgers.

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Aba daba daba daba
daba daba daba!

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Aaaaah!

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