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Well, you got no place to go.
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I'll tell you what your problem is:you brought your queen out too fast.
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What do you think? She's one of these feministslooking to get out of the house?
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No, the queen is old fashioned.Likes to stay home, cook.
:00:22
Take care of her man.Make sure he feels good.
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Checkmate.
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I don't think we should see each other any more.
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Shut up! Shut up! You stupid mutt.
:01:03
And you broke up with her'cuz she beat you at chess?
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That's pretty sick.
:01:07
I don't see how I could perform sexuallyin a situation after something like that.
:01:11
I was completely emasculated.
:01:14
Anyway, it's not the only reason.Yeah, what else?
:01:17
All right. You wanna knowwhat one of her favorite expressions is?
:01:21
Happy, Pappy?
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Happy, Pappy? What does that mean?
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Like if she wants to know if I'm pleasedwith something, she'll say, "Happy, Pappy?"
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Oh, you're "Pappy".I'm "Pappy".
Oh, I get it.
:01:36
So that's not so bad.Oh, come on. What, are you kidding?
:01:38
So tell her not to say it.
:01:40
I'm much more comfortablecriticizing people behind there backs.
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Anyway, look who's talking.
:01:46
You just broke up with with Melanie last weekbecause she "shuushed you"
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while you were watching TV.
:01:50
Hey, I got a real thing about "shushing"!
:01:54
What is this?
:01:56
Did you ever get the feeling like you've hada haircut but you didn't have one?
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