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- Gentlemen, gentlemen.
- Here he goes again.
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As 17th's official toastmaster--
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- And bullshitter.
- Thank you, Santos.
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Did l mention you were
cut out of my will?
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l think it appropriate...
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that we recognize the two asswipes...
probationary firemen,
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among us today,
who were officially baptized...
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into the world of old man fire.
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First, to Tim.
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Despite the fact he was born
with a dull expression...
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and a really hideous
pair of ears,
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he not only took on the beast,
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but pulled from its clutches,
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assisted by a more famous and
brilliant firefighter... me,
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a kicking and
screaming civilian...
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who'll probably wind up suing us
for breaking her fingernails.
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And to Brian.
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Help me, Santos.
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[ Laughter, Whistling ]
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Whose own contribution...
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was both more beautiful
and less likely to sue us.
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Son-of-a-bitch.
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When l heard that both
McCaffrey brothers...
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were being assigned here
at this station at the same time,
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my heart was filled with a...
sudden desire to transfer.
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So raise a glass, lads,
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to funny-looking Tim
and the McCaffrey brothers.
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For despite the fact...
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they've gotten on each
other's nerves for years,
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have managed with great effort to still
be pissed off at each other.
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Gentlemen...
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[ Everybody ] Fuck you!
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[ Car Radio ]
War, yeah
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What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
:36:46
Say it again, y'all
War, look out
:36:51
What is it good for
Absolutely nothing
:36:54
Listen to me
Ohh war
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l despise
'cause it means--