:27:01
If I told you how old this man was,
you wouldn't believe me.
:27:04
Should I tell them?
We're talking light years.
:27:08
Light years. He looks good though.
:27:11
No prostate, but he looks fine.
:27:15
You're looking at me like stunned sheep.
Come on!
:27:19
What is this, a white sale?
:27:23
I'm going to tell you a story.
:27:25
About a year ago,
this Little Brain comes in here.
:27:28
I'm talking...
:27:29
...half a percent of his brain at the most.
:27:32
He orders a piece of pie,
he forgets what it is.
:27:34
He looks down, doesn't know what it is.
It's a piece of pie.
:27:37
I say, "What are you doing?"
He says, "I'm waiting to make a call."
:27:41
I say, "Does that look like a phone?"
He says, "It is a phone."
:27:45
The joke is on me.
He picked up the pie and called his mother!
:27:49
Folks, come on, please.
Stay with me here.
:27:52
You're on trial, not me.
:27:54
- Hi. What's your name?
- Arthur.
:27:57
- Hi, Arthur? Where were you from?
- Denver.
:28:00
- Lovely city, Denver, Arthur. Did you ski?
- No.
:28:04
No.
:28:05
- How'd you die?
- I was in a coma.
:28:08
I'm sorry. How long were you in a coma?
:28:11
I really don't know.
:28:13
Let's play a game.
:28:15
- Elvis. Living or dead?
- Living.
:28:18
Long coma, Art.
:28:20
Long coma.
:28:21
Have a nice day.
:28:23
- What's your name?
- Ernie.
:28:25
Hi. Having a good time in Judgment City?
:28:27
It's fun. The food's good.
:28:30
It is. Have you been to the stables?
Like to horseback ride?
:28:34
Not very much.
:28:36
There's a nice-looking young man.
Hi. How'd you die?
:28:40
On stage, like you.
:28:45
Funny. Maybe you should come up here.
:28:47
No, thank you.
:28:49
Of course, he doesn't want to.
This is very hard work, but I love it.
:28:53
And I love you, Little Brains.
Have you heard any Little Brain jokes?
:28:59
I know you, right?