Defending Your Life
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:28:00
- Lovely city, Denver, Arthur. Did you ski?
- No.

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No.
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- How'd you die?
- I was in a coma.

:28:08
I'm sorry. How long were you in a coma?
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I really don't know.
:28:13
Let's play a game.
:28:15
- Elvis. Living or dead?
- Living.

:28:18
Long coma, Art.
:28:20
Long coma.
:28:21
Have a nice day.
:28:23
- What's your name?
- Ernie.

:28:25
Hi. Having a good time in Judgment City?
:28:27
It's fun. The food's good.
:28:30
It is. Have you been to the stables?
Like to horseback ride?

:28:34
Not very much.
:28:36
There's a nice-looking young man.
Hi. How'd you die?

:28:40
On stage, like you.
:28:45
Funny. Maybe you should come up here.
:28:47
No, thank you.
:28:49
Of course, he doesn't want to.
This is very hard work, but I love it.

:28:53
And I love you, Little Brains.
Have you heard any Little Brain jokes?

:28:59
I know you, right?
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I hope so. Who are you?
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- I'm Julia.
- Hi. I'm Daniel.

:29:05
- You know me?
- I thought I did.

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You werert in the bus, were you?
:29:10
- What bus?
- I hit a bus.

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No. I don't think so.
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Sit down.
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I'm sorry, you really look...
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...so familiar to me.
- Really?

:29:20
Maybe because I'm the only man
under 100.

:29:25
That could be it.
:29:30
I want to tell you a true story.
:29:33
Three months ago,
six dead people came in.

:29:36
Obviously, humor has nothing to do
with brain size.

:29:39
Obviously.
:29:40
Do you want to take a walk
or do you want to stay and see the show?

:29:45
I have to. That's my dad.
:29:49
I'm kidding.
:29:53
- That would be so sad for me.
- Awful.

:29:58
So, the moral of the story is,
if you got to fart, go outside.


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