Defending Your Life

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I was thinking this morning:

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In two months,
I will have been here ten years.

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And you're like my real family.
Isn't that tragic?

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My mother called
and wished me happy birthday...

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... and hinted to the fact I wasrt making
enough money.

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If you can call, "Still making
the same salary, honey?" a hint.

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My ex-wife used to say that too,
but she never used the word "honey."

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- In three years, can I double my income?
- Good luck.

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- Four years?
- Maybe.

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You're great people
and this is a great present.

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I wish I could squeeze all of you
into one pretty woman.

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If you'd like to go into my office, I'll try.

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Thanks a lot.

:00:54

I'll be home soon.
I'm taking Daniel to get his new car.

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- What'd he get?
- BMW convertible.

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Oh, my God. Leather?

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- Leather?
- Oh, yeah.

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- I want one.
- All right. Kiss Alex for me.

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- I want one.
- She says, "happy birthday."

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These are great. Thanks.

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- Just stuff I like.
- It's great.

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Why do you drive this?

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I see people driving these.

:01:17

What, is a flood coming?

:01:19

Hoover Dam broke?

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I like this car.

:01:22

It's a battering ram.
This is what Patton drove.

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"Hey, you, soldier, forward."

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In an 8.5 earthquake, you'll beg for a Jeep.

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In an 8.5 earthquake, I'll beg for a coffin.

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- What are you doing tonight?
- Taking a long drive.

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- Alone?
- Unless someone comes with the car.

:01:41

You don't want to be alone
on your birthday.

:01:43

What better day to be alone?

:01:45

I don't have that hang up
about birthdays and parties.

:01:48

You're born alone, celebrate it.

:01:51

Celebrate aloneness.
That's what birthdays are for.

:01:54

Never thought of that.

:01:55

It's a pitiful theory.

:01:58

I've had these cars before
and there's something wrong.