:04:00
They're a little bent.
:04:10
You want me
to turn you in, Vance?
:04:14
Between the stuff you did
and the stuff I make up...
:04:16
I could at least get you
to a psychiatrist in some hospital.
:04:28
Couldn't fool anybody.
:04:31
Wouldn't let me do
all this shit.
:04:35
Only you were here.
:04:39
Doesn't really count.
:04:42
You sure fooled me, Mother.
I'll tell you that.
:04:47
You also broke a squad rule.
:04:51
What rule?
:04:52
Well, you said "shit."
:04:58
What would Father say?
:05:03
Father Mundy invented our squad
'no obscenity"rule.
:05:07
We wanna make it clear
we're not actually part of this army.
:05:11
Yes, we have a squad father too.
:05:15
Mother Wilkins, Father Mundy.
:05:18
Father Mundy was gonna be a priest,
but never made it through the seminary.
:05:26
The next guard was taken by Bud Miller,
our mad mechanical genius...
:05:30
and resident wit...
:05:32
and Stan Shutzer,
our avengingJewish angel.
:05:38
They're supposed to be 12 in
Intelligence and Reconnaissance squads.
:05:42
Ours is down to six.
:05:45
Mel Avakian,
our best remaining soldier...
:05:48
became corporal to our squad
at the same time I made sergeant.
:05:52
It wasn't
for anything we did.
:05:55
Except stay alive.
:05:57
He hasn't sewn on
his stripes either.