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:37:00
What horrible teeth!
Let's have a look.

:37:06
I'm no mule! Zounds!
:37:08
That ass bit me!
I need a tetanus shot!

:37:10
He might even have rabies!
:37:12
It isn't Jacquart.
I did his bridge-work.

:37:15
Obviously, Jean-Pierre.
:37:17
He proves that Hubert is alive.
:37:19
We have to get him
out of the hospital.

:37:23
You banged the Countess?
:37:26
Bitch.
:37:27
The bum can't come.
My car isn't Noah's ark.

:37:33
Open the window.
:37:34
His body odor is unbearable.
:37:37
He's very, very green.
:37:41
Stop the car.
He's going to vomit.

:37:43
Wait a second!
:37:44
Hold it in!
:37:48
It's coming!
:37:55
He got it all over.
:37:57
What a pig!
He puked on my shoes!

:38:00
Your cousin is very violent.
He nearly castrated me.

:38:03
Castrated clod!
:38:06
What?
:38:07
He saved our King's life.
:38:09
What?
:38:10
Ah, my youngling.
:38:12
Why did you abandon me?
:38:15
Their little red balls
:38:16
made me sleep.
:38:18
Master! Master!
:38:19
Why are you bound?
How much is the ransom?

:38:23
Silence, peasant!
:38:24
The "little red balls" are valium.
:38:27
50 milligrams. He barely slept.
:38:31
Apothecary, I demand
to be released immediately.

:38:34
Calm down.
:38:36
I am neither sick nor loony.
I come from far, far away.

:38:40
Yes.
:38:42
He thinks no one
understands who he is.

:38:45
Persecution mania.
:38:47
But it's true. He came from Borneo.
He had an accident during a rally.

:38:51
Right, cousin Hubert?
:38:53
Cousin Hubert?
:38:54
Yes. Hubert de Montmirail.
:38:56
It's freaky...
he has my father's hands.


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