Flirting with Disaster
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:36:00
-Why do you hate B-and-B's?
-Well, first of all, there's no privacy.

:36:04
- No privacy. Uh-huh.
- Yeah. And you have to,
you have to make chitchat...

:36:07
- with the boring old lady
who runs the place--
- That's kind of the fun, isn't it?

:36:10
Yeah, there's always the little cat,
little cat-- You have to pretend
like you like the cat.

:36:13
Yeah, well, whatever we do, we need
to eat first, 'cause I'm starving.

:36:16
- Why don't we take you out to dinner?
- Are we apologizing for the arrest?

:36:18
No, but it would be nice
to catch up with Nancy.

:36:20
- We could take them to Minetti's.
- Minetti's is great...

:36:23
- but you're not gonna get a reservation
this time of night at Minetti's.
- You know what? Thanks. Thanks anyway.

:36:25
- But we'll be fine, really.
- See? We don't want to intrude, Tony.

:36:28
No, no, no, no, no. Don't be silly.
We're getting sick of each other's
company anyways.

:36:32
- Oh.
- You see? I told you.

:36:35
- Hey, stop that!
- I can't believe you're a writer now.

:36:38
Well, an aspiring writer.
I'm trying to get this whole book
together, this crime fiction thing.

:36:43
You were such a jock in high school.
You were so wild.

:36:47
I know. And you were
such an egghead, remember?

:36:50
- No.
- You were an egghead.
- No!

:36:52
- So what I'm asking is, you fly
into Albuquerque and then rent a car...
- We're going to Texas tomorrow.

:36:55
- and how far--
- It's way down. Way down at the
southeastern corner of the state.

:36:59
- Wait. Excuse me.
Have you been there before?
- It's almost in Mexico, in fact.
I've been near there.

:37:02
- Antelope Wells is right near
the White Sands National Monument.
- Uh-huh.

:37:06
They've got this fantastic,
uh, hot springs nearby
that not many people know about.

:37:10
Oh, I wish you could come along and show
me around while Mel meets his family.

:37:14
- You have the personal days.
You should do it, Paul.
- I can't take time off work right now.

:37:17
- Unbelievable line at the bathroom!
- I told 'em they gotta get
a bigger bathroom.

:37:20
Look at him. He loves you.
You're wonderful with children.

:37:24
Oh, I want one of these
so badly. I'm telling you.

:37:28
Hey, could you help me out
with an adoption, Tina?

:37:32
Well, that depends on the specifics
of your situation.

:37:36
- Well, like what?
- Number one: Are you married?

:37:39
- Yes.
- Number two: Does your spouse work?

:37:42
- Yeah.
- And is she willing to adopt?
- You see, that's where the snag is.

:37:45
Then you've got a real problem.
:37:49
What would my chances be
as a single parent?

:37:52
- Excuse me, please.
- Why can't you stay and discuss this?

:37:57
- 'Cause I believe in privacy,
that's why.
- Right. We have nothing
to be ashamed of, though.


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