:51:01
- in one place.
-Just shut up! Fuck.
:51:15
Nancy was saying you guys were having
some tension around oral sex?
:51:19
- Oh, was she?
- Yeah.
- Really?
:51:21
- Yeah. Uh-- Hey.
- Oh.
- It happens to me too, but...
:51:23
you know, a technique that I find
useful-- humming to myself.
:51:27
- Humming to yourself?
- Yep, humming.
- Really?
:51:29
- Seems to release the tension so I
can enjoy the fellatio. It's great.
- Great. Great.
:51:32
- Thank you. Thanks for the tip.
- You bet.
- All right.
:51:34
Do you worry about the risk factor
involved in gay sex?
:51:37
You know, it may be news to you, but
not every gay man has, uh, anal sex.
:51:41
That's where a lot
of the HIV risk lies.
:51:43
For example, I'm very anal. Uh, I--
I mean, in, uh, in the sense...
:51:46
that I'm compulsively careful
and clean about what touches my body.
:51:49
- Not into penetration, at all.
- To a fault.
:51:52
- Okay, do we have to talk
about this right now?
- Well, why not?
:51:55
- Are you a homophobic?
- No, I--
- I think it's interesting.
:51:57
- Really? Well, I think maybe--
maybe we shouldn't.
- No, I think it's very-- Oh, God.
- Well-- Uh, no-- Uh--
:51:59
- Nancy's just testing the risk
factor for sex with Tony, Mel.
- How primeval. What?
:52:03
- Paul, don't patronize her.
- I'm not patronizing her.
:52:06
She knows that I came of age
in the era of AIDS...
:52:08
and even though I'm bisexual
I've been incredibly careful, okay?
:52:11
- Tested negative three times
in the last seven months.
- Really?
:52:15
- If I remember correctly.
Yeah, three times.
- What does that mean?
:52:26
I'm sorry. Uh, maybe we should've
sprung for an updated edition, huh?
:52:30
Hmm. I mean, uh, the picture's
right here. It was a nice B-and-B.
:52:33
Yeah, they probably had something
about the uranium contamination
in the new edition. Yeah.
:52:37
Did it ever occur to you
to call first? Or--
:52:40
Without spontaneity, the world
of B-and-B's is fairly meaningless.
:52:43
Oh. Well, then, I hope you have
a tent because that's the only way
that you can be spontaneous...
:52:47
in the middle of the desert
at this hour.
:52:48
Maybe Mel's parents
can suggest a place.
:52:51
Oh, right, I'm just going to,
uh, show up with 50 people.
:52:53
''Hi. I haven't seen you for
about 30 years. This is my posse.
:52:55
And, by the way, Nancy invited along
these two gay guys just for fun...
:52:57
and, you know, we're gonna
be here for a while.''
:52:59
Wh-Wh-What does gay guys
have to do with anything?