:03:00
And he's drunk.
:03:04
I'm drunk?
:03:05
Pretty soon!
:03:14
You guys!
:03:18
Congratulations, Mr. Brackett!
:03:29
BERNIECE: You're so beautiful.
:03:31
EMILY: Howard?
:03:33
HOWARD: You look exquisite.
:03:35
I wish my folks were still here.
:03:37
They never thought I'd marry.
:03:41
We're your family now, dear.
:03:43
I'm not just Howard's mom.
:03:44
I'm yours.
:03:45
HOWARD: Beware.
:03:47
WOMAN: When you walked in...
:03:48
I almost died.
:03:49
I didn't recognize you.
:03:51
BERNIECE: She's worked hard.
:03:52
HOWARD: Isn't she a knockout?
:03:53
EMILY: I was fat my whole life.
:03:55
I was not going to waddle...
:03:56
down that aisle.
:03:57
When I saw...
:03:59
Richard's Simmons' infomercial...
:04:00
I love him.
:04:01
EMILY: Remember when he went
to that woman's house...
:04:04
who lost over 400 pounds
using the tapes?
:04:07
WOMAN: Oh, yes.
:04:08
EMILY: I just thought,
if she can do it, so can I.
:04:12
HOWARD: And you did.
:04:13
Bridal Barn, we salute you.
:04:18
It's a straitjacket.
:04:20
It's a classic, the J-12.
:04:22
Everybody's been stopping by,
:04:23
revving up for your nuptials.
:04:25
WALTER: Look at this.
:04:29
FRANK: Oh, son, I don't know.
:04:33
SALESMAN: The Tormé.
:04:41
[Tapping glass]
:04:45
HOWARD: Thank you.
:04:47
In just a few short days...
:04:49
Emily and I will be married...
:04:52
after three long years.
:04:53
What, you may be asking,
was the problem?
:04:55
AUNT BECKY: You said it!
:04:59
HOWARD: Well, Aunt Becky,
I think I have the answer.