:04:00
I love him.
:04:01
EMILY: Remember when he went
to that woman's house...
:04:04
who lost over 400 pounds
using the tapes?
:04:07
WOMAN: Oh, yes.
:04:08
EMILY: I just thought,
if she can do it, so can I.
:04:12
HOWARD: And you did.
:04:13
Bridal Barn, we salute you.
:04:18
It's a straitjacket.
:04:20
It's a classic, the J-12.
:04:22
Everybody's been stopping by,
:04:23
revving up for your nuptials.
:04:25
WALTER: Look at this.
:04:29
FRANK: Oh, son, I don't know.
:04:33
SALESMAN: The Tormé.
:04:41
[Tapping glass]
:04:45
HOWARD: Thank you.
:04:47
In just a few short days...
:04:49
Emily and I will be married...
:04:52
after three long years.
:04:53
What, you may be asking,
was the problem?
:04:55
AUNT BECKY: You said it!
:04:59
HOWARD: Well, Aunt Becky,
I think I have the answer.
:05:02
I vowed I would not marry...
:05:04
until Cameron Drake...
:05:05
was nominated for an Oscar.
:05:07
I thought I was safe.
:05:11
HOWARD: Tonight's the night,
for Cameron, at least...
:05:14
and so I'll let you all...
:05:16
get back to your sets.
:05:17
This Sunday, thanks to my mom...
:05:19
and dad and Emily...
:05:22
It's going to be...
:05:23
the happiest day of my life.
:05:25
[Applause]
:05:30
[Ethel Merman singing on stereo]
Everything's coming up roses...
:05:34
HOWARD: Wouldn't it be
extraordinary if Cameron wins?
:05:36
EMILY: I had him.
:05:38
You did?
:05:39
Yeah. I was a student teacher.
It was sophomore English.
:05:41
He used to come every day
after school for extra help.
:05:44
We spent the whole year...
:05:45
reciting Romeo and Juliet
to each other.
:05:48
Oh, really?
Just the two of you?
:05:51
He was just a student.
:05:53
Hmm, well, all right.
:05:58
Now, which channel?
:05:59
Mmm. Who wants
movie-style buttery lite?