:20:01
"Rough winds do shake
the darling buds of May, and..."
:20:17
OK.
:20:19
Let's get it into the open.
What's on your mind?
:20:24
MEREDITH: Is it... true?
:20:27
Of course not!
:20:29
I'm getting married
in three days!
:20:30
MIKE: See? I knew it!
Told you.
:20:34
HOWARD: All right, class.
:20:35
JACK: Why did he say it on TV
in front of the whole world?
:20:38
VICKY:
Were you incredibly embarrassed?
:20:41
Did you want to stick
a grenade in your mouth?
:20:44
HOWARD: Class, class.
I don't know why he said it.
:20:47
I've been trying
to figure that out.
:20:49
That's not why we're here today.
:20:52
- Mr. Brackett.
- Mike?
:20:55
MIKE: I've been thinking
about it all night.
:20:58
Why would he say you were gay?
I got it figured out.
:21:03
What have you got?
:21:04
Look at you.
:21:05
HOWARD: I beg your pardon?
:21:07
MIKE: No offense,
but you're an English teacher.
:21:09
VICKY: Exactly.
:21:11
All this poetry and odes
and bonnets.
:21:14
Sonnets?
:21:15
And you're kinda prissy.
:21:17
HOWARD: Prissy?
:21:18
MIKE: Not in a bad way.
I mean you're smart.
:21:22
JACK: Well-dressed.
:21:23
MEREDITH: And really clean.
:21:24
MIKE: Doesn't look good.
:21:26
Plus, you got the drama club,
and you ride that bicycle.
:21:29
You've been engaged to
Miss Montgomery for three years.
:21:33
HOWARD: What does that...
:21:34
Think about it. You add it up,
of course he thinks you're gay!
:21:38
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Plus, he was in that movie...
:21:44
so his brain is, like,
already going that way...
:21:48
and then he remembers you...
:21:51
and he goes, "Smart, clean,
totally decent human being...
:21:55
"gay!"
:21:58
[Reporters shouting]