:21:03
What have you got?
:21:04
Look at you.
:21:05
HOWARD: I beg your pardon?
:21:07
MIKE: No offense,
but you're an English teacher.
:21:09
VICKY: Exactly.
:21:11
All this poetry and odes
and bonnets.
:21:14
Sonnets?
:21:15
And you're kinda prissy.
:21:17
HOWARD: Prissy?
:21:18
MIKE: Not in a bad way.
I mean you're smart.
:21:22
JACK: Well-dressed.
:21:23
MEREDITH: And really clean.
:21:24
MIKE: Doesn't look good.
:21:26
Plus, you got the drama club,
and you ride that bicycle.
:21:29
You've been engaged to
Miss Montgomery for three years.
:21:33
HOWARD: What does that...
:21:34
Think about it. You add it up,
of course he thinks you're gay!
:21:38
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Plus, he was in that movie...
:21:44
so his brain is, like,
already going that way...
:21:48
and then he remembers you...
:21:51
and he goes, "Smart, clean,
totally decent human being...
:21:55
"gay!"
:21:58
[Reporters shouting]
:22:00
MAN: Gays in the space program?
:22:02
WOMAN: Lesbians on Mars?
:22:04
TOM HALLIWELL: Excuse me.
:22:07
Mr... Mr. Brackett.
Boys and girls.
:22:10
Mr. Halliwell.
:22:12
Howard, could, uh, could I...
:22:14
HOWARD: Oh.
Class, excuse me.
:22:16
HALLIWELL:
The school is surrounded.
:22:18
There are TV cameras, reporters.
:22:20
MIKE: See? They want pictures
of the gay guy!
:22:22
[Class giggling]
:22:26
HALLIWELL:
I tried to reason with them.
:22:28
I told them I was
the principal, and they...
:22:31
they mocked me.
:22:33
HOWARD: I'm sorry.
:22:34
HALLIWELL:
Could you talk to them?
:22:37
HOWARD: Right away.
:22:39
Class, page 58.
:22:41
HALLIWELL: Learn all you can.
:22:43
- Mr. Brackett.
- Yes?
:22:45
MIKE: Watch the hands.
:22:47
HALLIWELL:
Uh, good point.
:22:51
WOMAN: Howard, are you gay?
:22:54
CROWD: Howard! Howard, please!
:22:56
ED: I'm sorry.
The jury's still out on this.
:22:59
AVA: No way. He's been here
for how many years?