:30:02
I guess I thought wrong.
:30:04
I'm out of here.
:30:05
WALTER: Howard.
:30:06
ALDO: Maybe he's right.
"Yentl" sucks.
:30:10
MEN: Ooh. Uh-oh.
:30:14
What did you say?
:30:16
ALDO: It sucks. It's boring.
:30:23
Say that again.
:30:29
She was too old for "Yentl"!
:30:35
[Everyone shouting]
:30:54
[Applause on TV]
:30:56
JAY LENO: I guess you heard...
Michael Jackson getting married.
:31:00
He's made the perfect choice...
Howard Brackett.
:31:03
Yes, Howard Brackett.
:31:04
[Laughter and applause]
:31:08
Peter Malloy with day two...
:31:09
of "Howard Brackett:
Will there be a wedding?"
:31:11
I'm with Aldo Hooper,
Howard's barber.
:31:14
Stylist... razor cuts,
color, full blow dry.
:31:16
That's very nice.
:31:18
What do you think?
Will there be a wedding?
:31:20
Howard is booked for Saturday.
A full styling. I say yes.
:31:25
Emmett Wilson, who has just
delivered Howard's mail...
:31:28
his intimate correspondence,
letters to a legend.
:31:31
Anything we should know?
:31:32
I can't reveal that.
I'm a postal employee.
:31:35
Don't make him mad.
:31:36
Of course he's getting married.
:31:38
He's a man of his word.
:31:40
Is this national?
:31:41
You bet.
:31:42
Please, use your full zip codes.
:31:47
Greenleaf High,
cradle of crisis.
:31:49
Howard's seniors...
youth in the crossfire.
:31:51
Tell us in your own innocent
young words, is he gay?
:31:54
JACK: Oh, no. He told us.
It was all this huge mistake.
:31:59
MEREDITH: It happened 'cause he
likes poetry and uses a napkin.