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It's formal, you know?
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[Door slams]
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[Dramatic brass
introductory theme]
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ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to our series...
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on exploring your masculinity.
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This is audio tape number one...
"Getting a Grip."
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[Music ends]
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Are you dressed
in suitably masculine attire?
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HOWARD: Very.
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- Are you in control?
- Yes.
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ANNOUNCER: Are you ready
to take charge?
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Are you a man?
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HOWARD: Yes!
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ANNOUNCER: Stand up.
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Stand straight and tall.
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Excuse me,
are we a little teapot?
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Untuck your shirt.
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Just one side.
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HOWARD: Ohh.
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ANNOUNCER:
You hate this, don't you?
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HOWARD: Look at it!
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ANNOUNCER: You want to be neat.
You want to be tidy.
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Adjust yourself.
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Not there.
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The package, sissy man.
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The family jewels.
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Grab 'em.
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HOWARD: Mmm.
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- You're in a barroom.
- OK.
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ANNOUNCER: Repeat after me.
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- "Yo."
- Yo!
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- "Hot damn."
- Hot damn!
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ANNOUNCER: "What a fabulous
window treatment."
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- What a fabulous...
- That was a trick.
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HOWARD: Oh! Damn!
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ANNOUNCER: We've come
to the most critical area...