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ANNOUNCER: Stand up.
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Stand straight and tall.
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Excuse me,
are we a little teapot?
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Untuck your shirt.
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Just one side.
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HOWARD: Ohh.
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ANNOUNCER:
You hate this, don't you?
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HOWARD: Look at it!
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ANNOUNCER: You want to be neat.
You want to be tidy.
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Adjust yourself.
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Not there.
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The package, sissy man.
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The family jewels.
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Grab 'em.
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HOWARD: Mmm.
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- You're in a barroom.
- OK.
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ANNOUNCER: Repeat after me.
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- "Yo."
- Yo!
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- "Hot damn."
- Hot damn!
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ANNOUNCER: "What a fabulous
window treatment."
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- What a fabulous...
- That was a trick.
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HOWARD: Oh! Damn!
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ANNOUNCER: We've come
to the most critical area...
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of masculine behavior.
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HOWARD: What?
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ANNOUNCER: Dancing.
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WOMAN: [Singing]
First I was afraid...
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I was petrified.
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HOWARD: Dancing.
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ANNOUNCER: Truly manly men
do not dance.
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HOWARD: Oh, come on!
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ANNOUNCER:
Under any circumstances.
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This will be your ultimate test.
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At all costs avoid rhythm,
grace, and pleasure.
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Whatever you do, do not dance.
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[Song speeds up
with disco beat]
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HOWARD: I won't!
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ANNOUNCER: Can you hear it?
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HOWARD: Yes.
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ANNOUNCER:
Can you hear the demon?
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"Dance," the demon whispers.
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Everyone else is dancing.
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They're getting down.
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They're getting funky now.
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They're having fun!
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- Not you!
- No.
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ANNOUNCER: Catch the fever.
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Feel the heat of the disco beat.
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It's calling to you.
Do not listen!
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Men do not dance.