:57:04
The chickens are comin` home
to roost, Bobby Boucher.
:57:07
You reap the fruit
of your selfish ways.
:57:10
You`re gonna lose all your
fancy fool`s ball games...
:57:13
and you`re gonna fail your big exam,
because school is--
:57:16
- The devil ?
- [ Gasps ]
:57:18
Everything is the devil
to you, Mama !
:57:21
Well, l like school,
and l like football !
:57:25
And l`m gonna keep doin` them both
because they make me feel good !
:57:30
And by the way, Mama,
alligators are ornery...
:57:33
because of their
medulla oblongata !
:57:41
And l like Vicki,
and she likes me back !
:57:45
And she showed me her boobies,
and l liked them too !
:58:01
The Louisiana High School
Equivalency Examination...
:58:05
consists of 300
multiple choice questions.
:58:09
You have three hours.
Good luck to you, sir.
:58:22
[ Knocking On Window ]
:58:28
Well, l was born
in a small town
:58:31
And l live
in a small town
:58:36
lf l could die
in a small town
:58:39
Or the small communities
:58:44
Ben Franklin.
:58:49
Mama, when did Ben Franklin
invent electricity ?
:58:52
That`s nonsense !
l invented electricity.
:58:55
Ben Franklin is the devil !