:33:01
You mean those dick heads with the signs
and pictures of dead babies?
:33:04
Shit no!
Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice.
:33:07
A woman's body
is her own fucking business.
:33:10
But what are you doing
hanging around?
:33:12
We're here to pick up chicks.
:33:15
Excuse me?
:33:17
We figure abortion clinics are
a good place to meet loose women.
:33:21
Why else would they be here
unless they like to fuck?
:33:25
Right.
:33:28
Well, I should be going.
Thanks for the rescue.
:33:31
- I think.
- Wait a second.
:33:34
We just saved your ass,
and you'rejust gonna take off.
:33:37
What the shit is that?
:33:38
I had a weird night last night and
tonight's not shaping up to be better.
:33:43
I think I should go home,
take some Perco sets and lay down.
:33:48
Now how about that shit?
Fuck this town, man!
:33:53
I'm goin´ back to Jersey
and startin´ up the business again.
:33:56
I can kick the shit out of kids
in Red Bank and make myself a profit.
:34:00
Prophets. Two of'em.
:34:04
- You know what I'm sayin´, Silent Bob?
- You gotta be kidding me.
:34:08
We call this piece "The Fecalator."
:34:11
One look at it and the target
shits him or herself.
:34:15
Try it on.
:34:18
It's a lot more compact than the flaming
sword, but not nearly as impressive.
:34:23
It doesn't have that
"Wrath ofthe Almighty" edge to it.
:34:27
How am I supposed to strike fear into
hearts ofthe wicked with this thing?
:34:32
Look at this.
:34:33
Well, then, you know, don't use a gun.
Lay the place to waste like.
:34:39
Easy foryou to say.
You get off light in a razing.
:34:43
You got to stand there and read
at Sodom and Gomorrah.
:34:45
I had to do all the work.
:34:48
What work did you do?
You lit a few fires.
:34:52
I rained down sulfur.
There's a subtle difference.
:34:55
Okay, I'm sure.
:34:57
Fuckyou. Any moron with a pack
of matches can set a fire.