:05:04
Son, this has got to stop.
:05:08
Our house is not
a television station.
:05:10
There's not a camera
in that wall.
:05:13
I mean, this is not healthy.
You should be outside playing sports.
:05:16
But I have
my own sports show.
:05:18
Andy, you know that's
not what I meant.
:05:21
Look, I'm gonna put my foot down.
No more playing alone.
:05:24
- You want to perform, you
have got to have an audience.
- They're right there!
:05:28
That is not an audience.
That is plaster.
:05:30
Publikę tworzą ludzie,
ludzie, którzy żyją i oddychają.
:05:44
Andy Kaufman
i Howdy Doody przedstawiają...
:05:47
"Piosenka Zwierzaków"!
:05:50
Ja mówię zwierzę,
a wtedy ty mówisz jaki wydaje ono odgłos
:05:53
-OK?
-OK.
:05:55
- Oh, the cow goes--
- Moo.
:05:59
- And the cat goes--
- Meow! Meow!
:06:04
And the bird goes--
:06:09
- Tweet, tweet.
- Tweet, tweet!
:06:11
And the lion goes--
:06:17
- And the dog goes
- [Audience] Ruff.
:06:20
- And the cat goes
- Meow.
:06:23
- And the bird goes
- Tweet.
:06:25
- And the pig goes
- Oink.
:06:28
And that's the way
it goes
:06:33
- [Man] The comedy stylings
of Andy Kaufman.
- Thank you.
:06:40
So, Mr. Besserman,
same spot tomorrow?
:06:43
[Sighs] I don't know, Andy.
I think I have to let you go.
:06:50
You're firing me?
:06:53
You-- You don't
even pay me.
:06:56
I don't want to seem insulting,
but your act is like amateur hour.
:06:59
You're doing sing alongs
for six-year-olds and puppets
that aren't funny.