:15:00
your act doesn't exactly
translate itself to film, so--
:15:08
Um--
:15:11
So help me.
Where do you see yourself?
:15:14
Well, I've always wanted
to play Carnegie Hall.
:15:18
[Laughing]
That's funny.
:15:25
See, I don't want to go
for cheap laughs.
:15:27
I want real gut reactions.
:15:30
I want the audience
to have gone through an experience.
:15:33
They love me, they hate me,
they walk out. It's all great.
:15:36
- Andy, you got a little something--
- Hmm?
:15:40
- Oh.
- [Blows Air Out Nose]
:15:45
When I'm famous,
I'm gonna sell these,
:15:48
as worn by Andy Kaufman.
:15:50
You can have this one.
:15:52
It's probably gonna be worth a lot
'cause it was actually up my nose.
:15:57
You're insane!
:16:01
But you might also
be brilliant.
:16:06
Hello.
George Shapiro here.
:16:09
[Man On Speaker Phone]
Uh... yeah!
Is this George Shapiro ?
:16:12
- Yeah, speaking.
- Speaking!
:16:14
Reeking, seeking, creaking.
Freaking!
:16:17
Big freaking deal! Tell me something
I don't know, toadstool!
:16:20
Can I help you
with something?
:16:22
Yeah, you can stay away
from Andy Kaufman,
if you know what's good for you.
:16:26
- Crankshaft!
- Who is this?
:16:28
Do not twist my noodle,
toy poodle!
:16:30
This is Tony Clifton,
a name to respect, a name to fear!
:16:34
- Kaufman is a lying bastard.
He is a psychopath!
- [Gong Sounds]
:16:39
[Woman]
Now slowly open your eyes.
:16:44
You should feel rested,
relaxed and alert.
:16:50
Uh, I would like to thank you,
Your Holiness.
:16:54
My heart is radiating
pure energy.
:16:59
- Okay--
- Oh, no. Wait.