:16:01
But you might also
be brilliant.
:16:06
Hello.
George Shapiro here.
:16:09
[Man On Speaker Phone]
Uh... yeah!
Is this George Shapiro ?
:16:12
- Yeah, speaking.
- Speaking!
:16:14
Reeking, seeking, creaking.
Freaking!
:16:17
Big freaking deal! Tell me something
I don't know, toadstool!
:16:20
Can I help you
with something?
:16:22
Yeah, you can stay away
from Andy Kaufman,
if you know what's good for you.
:16:26
- Crankshaft!
- Who is this?
:16:28
Do not twist my noodle,
toy poodle!
:16:30
This is Tony Clifton,
a name to respect, a name to fear!
:16:34
- Kaufman is a lying bastard.
He is a psychopath!
- [Gong Sounds]
:16:39
[Woman]
Now slowly open your eyes.
:16:44
You should feel rested,
relaxed and alert.
:16:50
Uh, I would like to thank you,
Your Holiness.
:16:54
My heart is radiating
pure energy.
:16:59
- Okay--
- Oh, no. Wait.
:17:01
Wait. Uh-- I'm sorry.
:17:04
Uh, I have a question.
:17:09
Is there--
:17:12
Is there a secret
to being funny?
:17:15
[People Chuckling]
:17:18
Tak.
:17:20
Silence.
:17:30
Welcome back
to Saturday Night Live.
:17:32
And now, as a special treat
on our first show,
:17:35
musical guest
Andy Kaufman!