:31:08
- I'm gonna quit.
- What?
:31:10
Every show is worse
than the last one.
:31:13
Forty million people
are watching your ass
every week, Kaufman.
:31:16
- What do they know?
- Absolutely nothing!
And that's the beauty.
:31:19
Man, look,
it's credibility.
:31:21
You make them love you now,
and then later on,
:31:24
on your special,
you can fuck with their heads.
:31:27
The sky is the limit, man.
:31:33
Naprawdę?
Mam to gdzieś!
:31:36
Sir, there 's a problem
down on the Kaufman special.
:31:39
- They say he's not following
the technical requirements.
- Technical?
:31:44
Thanks for coming
on my show.
:31:46
Thanks for having me
on your show, Andy.
:31:48
- [Andy] Right now, roll it!
- [Man] No.
:31:50
It's my special!
I have creative control. Now roll it!
:31:54
- No!
- Do it, man!
:31:56
- [Laughs] Hey, Andy! Hi.
- Be careful, please.
:31:59
Only positive energy allowed
beyond this point.
:32:02
I've been hearing fabulous things
about the special.
:32:05
What, did we hit
a little speed bump?
:32:08
Mm-hmm,
and his name is Colin.
:32:10
Kid Genius told me to mess
with the vertical hold.
:32:13
- Pokaż mi.
- Pokaż mu.
:32:15
Pokaż mu, Colin.
:32:20
Thanks for having me
on your show, Andy.
:32:23
Boy, it sure--
:32:27
[Andy Giggling]
:32:31
To będzie świetne. Ludzie pomyślą,
że ich telewizor się popsuł.
:32:35
Wstaną z krzeseł,
podejdą do telewizora,
:32:37
twist the knobs,
call the TV store.
:32:40
"Zapłaciłem kupę szmalu
za ten telewizor!"
:32:41
They'll bang on the television,
but they won't be able to fix it!
:32:47
Andy. Andy.
:32:50
We don't want the viewers
to get out of their chairs.
:32:53
Ale to jest zabawne.
:32:56
It's a practical joke.
:32:58
The viewer must be able
to see the program.