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''Friends of the South, come to
a costume baII, ApriI 1 4, haIf past 8.
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346 Pine Court, Garden District.''
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New OrIeans.
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Gypsy queen...pirate....
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How about this?
Come as my manservant.
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Why, yes'um, Master Gordon!
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I swears I'd be deIighted!
I sing, I dance for you, sir.
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I swears none of the white foIks'II
know I'd rather shoot myseIf...
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...than pIay your damn manservant.
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You must wear something.
It's a costume party.
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This is aII I need to wear.
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If you insist on a firearm,
I have something...
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...you'II find intriguing.
I designed it to go...
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...with this.
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Jim West does not wear costumes.
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Very weII. What's your pIan?
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I was thinking I'd go
as a government agent...
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...who'II kiII
GeneraI BIoodbath McGrath.
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An armed, Negro cowboy costume in a
room fuII of white former sIave owners.
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You'II win first prize.
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Listen, the art of disguise is
what we need to get into the party...
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...to find the kidnapped scientists...
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...before they're forced to create
something that'II destroy the U.S.
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You and I have been handpicked
by the President.
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Our freedom is at stake,
and this is our duty as men.
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You go as a riverboat captain,
and I'II be a saIoon girI.
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Let me teII you something about
your art of disguise.
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That night at Fat-Can's, it wasn't
difficuIt to see you weren't a woman.
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I was propositioned by three men.
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You Iooked nasty.
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Just butt-ugIy.
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I mean, your breasts were
hard and stiff...
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...and stuck out Iike a coupIe of
rusty cannons on a sunken ship.
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These breasts are a work of art.
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AestheticaIIy
and scientificaIIy perfect.
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They Iook Iike shit.
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-Touch them.
-I'm not touching those!
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Afraid you're wrong?
Touch my breasts!