:30:03
- No, he´s not expecting my call.
- No. Tsk.
:30:07
- Okay. Yeah. I´ll call you.
- Good-bye. Good-bye.
:30:09
Hang up the phone.
:30:11
Thank you. That´s nice
for you to do that for me.
:30:13
First of all, there´s gonna be a lot of
these regardless of how good you are...
:30:16
but you happen to suck big,
fat-ass rhinoceros dick.
:30:19
Well, thank you.
That´s confidence-inspiring.
:30:22
I got this friend who runs this
other firm, right?
:30:24
He hands out
this book to new trainees.
:30:27
It´s called a rebuttal book.
It looks like a little Filofax.
:30:30
It´s got these index tabs,
but instead of having letters...
:30:32
Iike "A" to "B," "G" to " H,"
it has different things like...
:30:36
"My wife won´t let me"...
:30:38
or "l´m not in the market now"
or "Send me a prospectus."
:30:41
It has a rebuttal
for any excuse.
:30:43
Anyway, that´s stuff
you´ll have to learn later.
:30:45
The most important thing
you gotta know right now...
:30:48
is that you can be whoever
you wanna be on the phone.
:30:51
You know what l´m sayin´? Who cares?
Do what you gotta do.
:30:54
Change your last name.
Say you´re the fuckin´ vice president.
:30:58
You know? Who cares?
J ust get the cocksucker on the line.
:31:01
Yeah, but how can I do shit like that?
lsn´t there a compliance officer here?
:31:05
No. No, man. Everybody does that shit.
Are you kidding?
:31:08
I mean, even on Wall Street.
:31:09
You talking about John there?
That guy works for us.
:31:12
The guy´s a fuckin´ chimp. Look at him.
The only compliance work...
:31:15
he´s doin´ is makin´ sure my lunch
is still hot when it gets here.
:31:18
He´s only here because the S.E.C.
requires it. Easiest job in the world.
:31:23
Look. I think he´s actually
masturbating right now.
:31:33
- Stay the fuck away from her.
- Yeah.
:31:39
Holy shit, you slut.
You made the call.
:31:43
No, no. Don´t you dare. Get your
filthy one-race paws off my money.
:31:46
What´d you bet me?
A month´s commission?
:31:48
- Yeah, and yours too, kid.
- How do you get away with this?
:31:51
´Cause l´m a Jew,
and I have the mind of a champion.
:31:53
See this?
:31:55
Here, kid.
Go get a tan and some Rogaine.
:31:59
- Watch out for this.
- Fuckin´ A.