:22:12
What are you doing here?
:22:15
I was coming to pick up Amy.
:22:21
Interesting.
:22:23
-What are you doing here?
-I'm Amy's room-mate.
:22:30
-Is she here?
-We need to taIk.
:22:34
-We're not right together?!
-I'm teIIing you what she toId me.
:22:37
-You shouIdn't take it personaIIy.
-Why do peopIe say that?
:22:41
How can I not take it personaIIy?
It 's me she doesn't Iike!
:22:43
-Okay, fine. Take it personally.
-Why didn't she teII me?
:22:47
-She didn't want to hurt you.
-And you did?!
:22:50
No. I didn't know it was you.
:22:52
I knew it was a Ryan, but I
didn't know it was you, Ryan.
:22:55
-WeII, this sucks!
-''NoIi nuntium necare''.
:22:58
-What?
-Latin. ''Don't kiII the messenger''.
:23:01
You know what?7
You're having too much fun with this.
:23:04
I'm trying not to!
:23:06
Try harder!
:23:13
Look, it 's not funny.
:23:15
I'm not Iaughing at you. Chicks
Iove making us jump through hoops.
:23:20
-This isn't a hoop. We broke up!
-No, it 's a test.
:23:23
She's testing you to see
how much you reaIIy want her.
:23:26
-You think?
-I know.
:23:29
You've gottaswim across the moat,
bust down the castIe door...
:23:32
sIay the dragon. No euphemism.
And sweep her off her feet.
:23:37
-You're right!
-Of course I am.
:23:39
You're absoIuteIy right! We were great
together. I even made a chart!
:23:42
-I'm sure you did.
-It proved how perfect we were.
:23:44
Now aII I have to do
is prove it to Amy.
:23:47
-What?
-You've gotta do more than that.
:23:51
-You've gottaweep. OpenIy.
-You should've quit while ahead.
:23:55
Squeeze the Iids. Turn on the
sprinkIers. You need the tears...
:23:59
of a man who can't breathe another
second without the Iove of his Iife.