:47:01
you know, big long look with
these big brown eyes, and he says,
:47:05
"and i bet no one can win either!"
chuckles
:47:08
he's a genius. kid's a genius.
:47:12
after all, h-how often
do i have to pay out?
:47:14
- once, twice, three times a year.
- if.
:47:16
if. so, moving right along.
:47:18
next day, guess what.
i had 1 2 people hit the same number.
:47:23
- no shit!
- yeah.
:47:26
which even a six-year-old kid knows,
statistically, it's impossible.
:47:31
out ofthe realm of possibility.
can't happen.
:47:35
- i don't know what to tell you.
- here's the funny thing, though.
:47:40
when i looked at
the people who picked,
:47:42
a pattern started to emerge.
:47:44
- really?
- yeah. your ex-wife.
:47:48
laughing
:47:52
your ex-wife.
your ex-wife's mother.
:47:56
her mother's sister.
your dentist.
:47:59
your cousin vic.
:48:01
a few other stray crinkly leaves
from the family tree.
:48:04
they all played variations
on the same number.
:48:07
- you know,jerr.
- hmm.
:48:10
if it wasn't for the fact
that we are dear friends--
:48:12
- we are dear friends, right?
- dear friends.
:48:14
i would suspect that you
are accusing me ofsomething.
:48:20
ofwhat?
:48:22
i mean,jesus christ himself
can't rig the state lotter.
:48:28
thankyou.
:48:30
unless--
:48:32
unlessjesus had a buddy
down at the tv station.
:48:37
- ahh.
- ahh.
:48:40
nah. chuckles
a real stumper, huh?
:48:44
- yeah, a fuckin' head scratcher.
- a fuckin' head scratcher.
:48:47
fuckin' head scratcher, mate.
:48:49
you know, i got some pals
down at the d.a.'s office.
:48:52
always looking for
a good head scratcher.
:48:57
now,jerr, you never told me
you had a grandson.