:59:02
How do I look ?
:59:04
Great. How do I look ?
Nervous ?
:59:07
Uh-huh.
:59:11
- [ Forney ] Are you ready to go ?
- Forney !
:59:13
- Oh !
- Pony ride !
:59:15
Well, if it doesn't rain.
:59:17
It can't rain.
:59:19
I'm shootin'
an outdoor wedding.
:59:28
Do I look professional ?
:59:30
- You know what would help ?
- What ?
:59:33
If you brought your camera.
:59:35
Shit.
Mama didn't say, ''Shit.''
:59:37
- Yes you did.
- Here you go.
:59:40
Now you take some beautiful picture
of that weddin'. You look wonderful.
:59:43
- Drive careful, all right ?
- Bye, baby.
:59:45
- Bye.
- Bye. Good luck.
:59:47
- Say bye to Mama. Bye.
- Bye.
:59:49
- [ Americus ] Bye. Bye, Mama.
- [ Sister ] Good luck.
:59:51
- [ Forney ] Bye.
- Bye.
:59:57
[ Wind Blowing ]
1:00:04
Mommy! Mommy!
Storm's comin'!
1:00:07
Weather Channel just put out
a tornado warnin'. We better get going.
1:00:16
Ooh. You better
pick these up.
1:00:19
- Here you go.
- I swear.
1:00:21
I spent more on film
than I got paid.
1:00:24
What is goin' on here ?
1:00:26
Well, it turns out that
the groom's former girlfriend...
1:00:29
was a waitress
at the reception.
1:00:31
And this was right after the bride
called her a cheap, big-ass tramp.
1:00:35
Ooh. Who's this
on the stretcher ?
1:00:38
The waitress, after the bridesmaids
finished jumpin' up and down on her.
1:00:41
- [ Both Laughing ]
- You think they're gonna
want these pictures ?
1:00:44
- I took everything.
- Ooh, we better get movin'.
1:00:48
I'll meet you two
in the cellar.
1:00:50
I'm ready !
1:00:52
You certainly are.
Now, you're all set.
1:00:55
Got it ?
1:00:57
Where you goin' ?
1:00:59
Dixie Marlon's still sick. Gonna
bring her some potato soup right quick.