:10:00
This should be your next screenplay.
:10:03
How many times did you bone?
:10:04
A box worth.
:10:05
Three times?
:10:07
You know I only buy twelve-packs.
:10:10
-These chicks sound perfect.
-Not exactly perfect.
:10:15
The next morning,
:10:17
they stole my TV.
:10:19
-They what?
-They fucking stole my set.
:10:20
Do you think that was
their intention from the start?
:10:23
-Definitely.
-Im sure of it.
:10:25
I bet they double team
so they can carry out more shit.
:10:28
Its an ingenious operation,
if you think about it.
:10:31
Don't you feel like they fucked you,
they got the better of you?
:10:34
They fucked me all right,
in a way Ill never forget.
:10:37
It was worth a TV. They come back,
Ill throw them the toaster.
:10:42
This is some fucked up shit.
:10:43
Both you guys are crazy.
That never happens to me.
:10:47
That's 'cause nothing
ever happens to you.
:10:49
Yeah, what, did you score?
:10:51
Or did you spend another
weekend tugging root?
:10:53
Fuck you, man. I had multiple
ladies on my tip.
:10:58
Multiple, my ass.
:10:59
Better your ass than Brad's.
:11:00
Funny.
:11:02
I was at Strokes
:11:05
with my five knucklehead friends.
:11:08
There were seven fine honeys
at my disposal.
:11:12
Place was so ripe, I had my pick.
:11:15
Always talking a big game.
:11:16
No, seriously, they were all
sitting there waiting.
:11:18
All I had to do was
go in for the kill.
:11:21
So?
:11:22
So I did.
:11:25
Her name...
:11:27
was Keri.
:11:30
The flyest girl at the bar.
:11:32
Dude, you got to stop
whacking it so much.
:11:34
What?
:11:35
Making up chick's names
while you're feeding the geese.
:11:38
Fuck you.
:11:39
She's as real as the
scrambled eggs on that plate.
:11:42
Last week her name was Nivea,
:11:43
the week before it was Neutrogena.
:11:45
Nivea was a nice French girl
I met in the park.
:11:48
Fuck that. If you didn't score,
just say it.
:11:50
You don't believe me,
I don't give a shit.
:11:52
Say it.
:11:53
All I want to know is,
have we found a prospect yet?
:11:55
-A prospect?
-For what?
:11:57
You know, the plan.
:11:59
The triple team some chick plan.