:11:00
Funny.
:11:02
I was at Strokes
:11:05
with my five knucklehead friends.
:11:08
There were seven fine honeys
at my disposal.
:11:12
Place was so ripe, I had my pick.
:11:15
Always talking a big game.
:11:16
No, seriously, they were all
sitting there waiting.
:11:18
All I had to do was
go in for the kill.
:11:21
So?
:11:22
So I did.
:11:25
Her name...
:11:27
was Keri.
:11:30
The flyest girl at the bar.
:11:32
Dude, you got to stop
whacking it so much.
:11:34
What?
:11:35
Making up chick's names
while you're feeding the geese.
:11:38
Fuck you.
:11:39
She's as real as the
scrambled eggs on that plate.
:11:42
Last week her name was Nivea,
:11:43
the week before it was Neutrogena.
:11:45
Nivea was a nice French girl
I met in the park.
:11:48
Fuck that. If you didn't score,
just say it.
:11:50
You don't believe me,
I don't give a shit.
:11:52
Say it.
:11:53
All I want to know is,
have we found a prospect yet?
:11:55
-A prospect?
-For what?
:11:57
You know, the plan.
:11:59
The triple team some chick plan.
:12:01
-You still caught up in that shit?
-It'll be fucking great.
:12:04
The three of us and some hottie,
:12:06
doing high-fives over her back.
The ultimate sexual plateau.
:12:14
Fuck the plan.
:12:16
I'm just trying to find
some chick I can relate to.
:12:18
What?
:12:19
-Some girl I actually respect.
-Why can't we find girls like us?
:12:23
Dude, all girls masturbate.
:12:25
Fuck you. That's not what I meant.
:12:27
Why are you always...?
:12:28
Im kidding. I understand
what you're saying.
:12:30
It'd be cool to find a hot chick
:12:33
that also cared about
the same shit we do.
:12:35
Some little snappy you don't
want to kick out of bed
:12:38
-right after you throw your web.
-I hear you.
:12:39
-Is that too much to ask?
-Good fucking luck.
:12:43
What?
:12:46
Oh, no.
:12:47
-Who the hell invited him?
-I did. He used to be one of us.
:12:51
Exactly, he used to be.
Then the asshole got married.
:12:53
When you pass the ring,
you lose the sting.
:12:56
You might as well chop
your dick off at the altar.