:07:01
It, uh, was brought up
at a P.T.A. meeting.
:07:05
Anyway, my point is,
:07:08
these little sexual debacles
should not get you down,
because you know what?
:07:12
It happens to the best
of us. In fact,
:07:16
the fiirst time your mother
and I... got together,
:07:20
[ Low Moan ]
I used a condom.
:07:22
Well, she referred to it
as ''shrink wrapping.''
:07:26
[ huckles ]
:07:29
But I got over it.
:07:31
Anyway, keep your chin up.
You keep plugging...
:07:33
and, uh, good things
will happen.
:07:36
Good to have you home, son.
:07:42
It's good to be home, Dad.
:07:45
[Kevin]
lt'sgonna be nice to hit
Stifler's tonight afterexams.
:07:48
Did you get through 'em?
There's the mystery man!
:07:51
[Kevin]
Finch, howareyou?
Kevin. Konichiwa.
:07:53
James. Konichiwa. Konichiwa.
:07:59
It'sapanese.
:08:01
It means ''hello.''
Hello.
:08:04
- Finch, what happened to Latin?
- I met aapanese girl
at the art museum.
:08:09
hanged majors. Wanted to
understand all those things
she was moaning.
:08:13
-You got laid in an art museum?
-The Met.
:08:16
- Oh, and the Guggenheim
with Francesca.
- The Guggenheim?
:08:20
And then my social-psych
professor in Baskin-Robbins.
:08:23
- All right, enough, Finch.
- But I'll tell you, none ofthese women...
:08:26
even compare to--
:08:29
[ All ]
Stifler's mom.
:08:31
Stifler's mom is a goddess.
:08:39
How about some more
ofStifmeister's
collegiate concoction?
:08:42
This thing is like
halfalcohol. You'rejust
trying to get me drunk.
:08:45
[ huckles ]
Mary, would I do that?
:08:49
My name's hristy.
hristy, right, right.
Beautiful name.
:08:54
Like it matters.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey.
:08:57
Howdy-howdy,
fuckin' partners!
:08:59
Johnny ., how's it going?
Good to see you.