:08:01
It means ''hello.''
Hello.
:08:04
- Finch, what happened to Latin?
- I met aapanese girl
at the art museum.
:08:09
hanged majors. Wanted to
understand all those things
she was moaning.
:08:13
-You got laid in an art museum?
-The Met.
:08:16
- Oh, and the Guggenheim
with Francesca.
- The Guggenheim?
:08:20
And then my social-psych
professor in Baskin-Robbins.
:08:23
- All right, enough, Finch.
- But I'll tell you, none ofthese women...
:08:26
even compare to--
:08:29
[ All ]
Stifler's mom.
:08:31
Stifler's mom is a goddess.
:08:39
How about some more
ofStifmeister's
collegiate concoction?
:08:42
This thing is like
halfalcohol. You'rejust
trying to get me drunk.
:08:45
[ huckles ]
Mary, would I do that?
:08:49
My name's hristy.
hristy, right, right.
Beautiful name.
:08:54
Like it matters.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey.
:08:57
Howdy-howdy,
fuckin' partners!
:08:59
Johnny ., how's it going?
Good to see you.
:09:02
Oh, looks like someone
gained a freshman 1 5.
:09:05
This'll help.
You're an asshole.
:09:07
[DoorbellRings]
Missed you too.
:09:09
All right, everybody
having a good time?
Ladies.
:09:14
Fellas! How's it going?
:09:16
The keg's back there
as always. Enjoy.
:09:19
Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler
and I have an 1 1 -inch penis...
:09:24
around!
:09:26
Think about it.
Sherman!
:09:30
Okay, Stifler,
take your shot. Ha, ha.
:09:33
ome on, man.
I'm really happy to see you.
:09:37
All right.
You stupid fuck.
:09:40
Hey. Hey, are you
Steve Stifler?
:09:43
- Yes, I am.
- Well, thankyou for throwing
this awesome party, man.
:09:47
- No problem.
- Yeah, the cops bust
all our parties now.
:09:50
Well, I put the word out...
:09:52
so high-school chicks
would come.
:09:54
Just 'cause you fuckers don't
have dicks doesn't make it right
foryou to be here, you know.