American Pie 2
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:09:02
Oh, looks like someone
gained a freshman 1 5.

:09:05
This'll help.
You're an asshole.

:09:07
[DoorbellRings]
Missed you too.

:09:09
All right, everybody
having a good time?
Ladies.

:09:14
Fellas! How's it going?
:09:16
The keg's back there
as always. Enjoy.

:09:19
Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler
and I have an 1 1 -inch penis...

:09:24
around!
:09:26
Think about it.
Sherman!

:09:30
Okay, Stifler,
take your shot. Ha, ha.

:09:33
ome on, man.
I'm really happy to see you.

:09:37
All right.
You stupid fuck.

:09:40
Hey. Hey, are you
Steve Stifler?

:09:43
- Yes, I am.
- Well, thankyou for throwing
this awesome party, man.

:09:47
- No problem.
- Yeah, the cops bust
all our parties now.

:09:50
Well, I put the word out...
:09:52
so high-school chicks
would come.

:09:54
Just 'cause you fuckers don't
have dicks doesn't make it right
foryou to be here, you know.

:10:00
- Uh, hey, man,
could I askyou a question?
- Sure, son.

:10:03
Is it true that
Paul Finch nailed your mom?

:10:08
Sons of bitches.
:10:11
My mom's a saint!
:10:14
Go sucksome dick!
:10:17
Hey, arlos,ason.
What's going on?
Keg's back on the deck.

:10:21
Hey, how's Iowa State?
:10:24
Did you see those fuckers
I had to boot outta here?

:10:27
Yup. Back at Stifler's.
It'sjust like old times.
One difference.

:10:33
We're college men now.
:10:35
Some ofthese girls
are from the grade below us.

:10:38
I might actually have a chance.
:10:40
Hey, I rememberyou.
:10:44
Oh, do you now?
:10:46
You're that guy who blew
his load on the Internet.

:10:48
[Both Laughing]
:10:50
Splat. ''Oh, wait,
Nadia, don't go.'' Splat.

:10:55
Pathetic.
Loser.

:10:57
It's exactly like
old times.


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