:09:02
Oh, looks like someone
gained a freshman 1 5.
:09:05
This'll help.
You're an asshole.
:09:07
[DoorbellRings]
Missed you too.
:09:09
All right, everybody
having a good time?
Ladies.
:09:14
Fellas! How's it going?
:09:16
The keg's back there
as always. Enjoy.
:09:19
Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler
and I have an 1 1 -inch penis...
:09:24
around!
:09:26
Think about it.
Sherman!
:09:30
Okay, Stifler,
take your shot. Ha, ha.
:09:33
ome on, man.
I'm really happy to see you.
:09:37
All right.
You stupid fuck.
:09:40
Hey. Hey, are you
Steve Stifler?
:09:43
- Yes, I am.
- Well, thankyou for throwing
this awesome party, man.
:09:47
- No problem.
- Yeah, the cops bust
all our parties now.
:09:50
Well, I put the word out...
:09:52
so high-school chicks
would come.
:09:54
Just 'cause you fuckers don't
have dicks doesn't make it right
foryou to be here, you know.
:10:00
- Uh, hey, man,
could I askyou a question?
- Sure, son.
:10:03
Is it true that
Paul Finch nailed your mom?
:10:08
Sons of bitches.
:10:11
My mom's a saint!
:10:14
Go sucksome dick!
:10:17
Hey, arlos,ason.
What's going on?
Keg's back on the deck.
:10:21
Hey, how's Iowa State?
:10:24
Did you see those fuckers
I had to boot outta here?
:10:27
Yup. Back at Stifler's.
It'sjust like old times.
One difference.
:10:33
We're college men now.
:10:35
Some ofthese girls
are from the grade below us.
:10:38
I might actually have a chance.
:10:40
Hey, I rememberyou.
:10:44
Oh, do you now?
:10:46
You're that guy who blew
his load on the Internet.
:10:48
[Both Laughing]
:10:50
Splat. ''Oh, wait,
Nadia, don't go.'' Splat.
:10:55
Pathetic.
Loser.
:10:57
It's exactly like
old times.