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I'mJack the Ripper.
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- I'm Lizzie Borden.
- How doyou do?

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- Attila the Hun.
- Attila the Hun.

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** [ Fanfare On Kazoo ]
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Allhail themostglorious,
themostesteemed,

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Oh, enough! Enough, enough!
I'm hungover.

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- Hyp, did you bring me cough medicine?
- That night-light I asked for?

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- King, you pussy. [ Laughs ]
- Bite me, Poe.

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- You set me up!
- Easy, pal. [ Chuckles ]

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Just coming to congratulateyou. It
ain't easy snatching those Exit Passes.

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Steve was the last guy to do it,
and that must have been 25 years ago.

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Why'd you do it, huh?
Wh-What did I ever do toyou?

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It's nothing personal, Stu, it'sjust
we need nightmares-- fresh nightmares.

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We'ddie without 'em.
That's why we grabbedyourbody.

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- I'm no nightmare-maker.
- That's the monkey'sjob.

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- Monkeybone? What?
- [ Laughs Maniacally]

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Let's face it, Stu. Nobodywants
to be a fiigment. It's a dead-end career.

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So he gets fed up,
he comes to us with a proposition:

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We help him swipeyour body, he helps us
get a heap ofbrand-new nightmares!

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- News flash, buddy: I'm a cartoonist!
-Sure!

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Butyou got a girlfriend who's fiigured
out the chemical basis ofbad dreams.

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Andguess what. Shejust whippedup
abigol'batch ofnightmarejuice!

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[ Laughing ]
Oh, we're predicting record box offiice.

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What'spluralfororifice? ''Orifi''?
No, I wasn'tina coma!

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All right, I was in a coma. It wasn't
like I was ''in a coma'' and goofiing off.

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I was thinking up
hilarious new bits the whole time!

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[ Laughing Wildly]
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You see, it's all synergy.
The show synergizes the strip.

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The strip synergizes
the merchandising.

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The merchandising synergizes
the religion.

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And the religion synergizes
the Barbara Walters special!

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And then, baby,
we are all in...

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the United Empire
of Monkeybonia!

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No, really.
He's ready to merchandise, yeah.


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