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:48:02
So he gets fed up,
he comes to us with a proposition:

:48:05
We help him swipeyour body, he helps us
get a heap ofbrand-new nightmares!

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- News flash, buddy: I'm a cartoonist!
-Sure!

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Butyou got a girlfriend who's fiigured
out the chemical basis ofbad dreams.

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Andguess what. Shejust whippedup
abigol'batch ofnightmarejuice!

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[ Laughing ]
Oh, we're predicting record box offiice.

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What'spluralfororifice? ''Orifi''?
No, I wasn'tina coma!

:48:32
All right, I was in a coma. It wasn't
like I was ''in a coma'' and goofiing off.

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I was thinking up
hilarious new bits the whole time!

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[ Laughing Wildly]
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You see, it's all synergy.
The show synergizes the strip.

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The strip synergizes
the merchandising.

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The merchandising synergizes
the religion.

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And the religion synergizes
the Barbara Walters special!

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And then, baby,
we are all in...

:48:53
the United Empire
of Monkeybonia!

:48:58
No, really.
He's ready to merchandise, yeah.

:49:01
We gotta move on this,
so get the burger guy, the toy guys...

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the toy guys and
the lunchbox people in here--

:49:06
Herb, get offthat phone right now.
You're exploiting him!

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- Am not.
- Herb, he's not himself.

:49:12
He's your friend. He trusts you,
and you're taking advantage ofhim!

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- Am not. I'm on the phone!
- Are too!

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- My cocina.
- Hey, hey.

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My refrigerator, where I store
and chill my food.

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And this-- the oven,
where I cook my food.

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And ifyou'll step this way, you'll fiind
my dining room, where I eat my food.

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What is all this stuffabout
merchandising? You hate merchandising.

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I know, baby, I do.
But look at it from another angle:

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There's a potload
ofmoney here.

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$$I'm dirtyasamanhole$$
:49:50
$$ Cover$$
:49:54
$$I'm looking for
mylong-lost$$


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