:05:05
Tell me a story, Hoyt.
:05:08
-Like my story?
-Not your story, a story.
:05:12
Since you can't shut up
so I can read, tell me a story.
:05:16
-I don't know any.
-You don't?
:05:19
-No.
-I'll tell you one.
:05:20
This is a newspaper, right?
It's 90 percent bullshit.
:05:25
But it's entertaining. So I read it.
:05:27
It entertains me. You won't let me
read it, so you entertain me.
:05:32
Tell me a story now. Go.
:05:35
-There was a DUI stop.
-A DUI stop?
:05:38
Let me load up!
:05:39
-A DUl? Oh, shit!
-Well, l--
:05:42
-Listen, we were on midwatch--
-We who?
:05:46
-Oh, me and Debbie.
-Who's Debbie?
:05:49
Debbie Maxwell, my training officer.
:05:52
-A female training officer?
-Yes, sir.
:05:55
Okay. All right.
:05:58
Was she black, white?
:06:00
She was white.
:06:03
-Lick-her license?
-A what?
:06:05
A lick-her license.
Was she a dyke, a lesbian?
:06:09
-Is she any good?
-She's pretty good.
:06:12
-Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go.
-Right.
:06:14
-It was a quiet night--
-Boom!
:06:16
-What the fuck?
-You never know, that's the point. Go.
:06:20
It was quiet and we're rolling...
:06:23
...l'm driving. This Acura,
just a beautiful car...
:06:27
...comes out a side street, all over
the median. I hit the wailer.
:06:31
He drives for 10 blocks
before he pulls over.
:06:35
Plates run clean,
so I test and arrest.
:06:38
I'm belting in our unit,
and she's tossing his car.
:06:41
She shows me a .38
and two loaded shotguns.
:06:46
-No shit?
-No shit! So...
:06:48
...she calls and I'm searching.
I find 500 grams of meth.
:06:52
Turns out he's on bail
for distribution...
:06:56
...on his way to smoke
his ex-partner before trial.
:06:59
Boom.