:22:04
Hey! Here's a joke, boy.
:22:08
Man walks out of his house,
sees this snail lying on his porch.
:22:14
So he picks it up,
chucks it into the backyard.
:22:17
Snail bounces off a rock,
busts its shell up all to shit...
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...lands in the grass.
:22:24
Snail lies there dying.
:22:29
But...
:22:30
...snail doesn't die.
Soon it can crawl again.
:22:35
And one day...
:22:38
...snail heads back
to the front of the house.
:22:41
Finally, after about a year...
:22:45
...the little guy crawls
back on the porch.
:22:48
Right then the man walks
out of his house...
:22:52
...sees this snail again.
:22:54
So he looks at it...
:22:55
...and he says:
:23:00
"The fuck's your problem?"
:23:08
That's not funny.
:23:10
What you laughing for then?
:23:12
-I don't know, man. I--
-Hey!
:23:16
Figure that joke out,
you'll figure the streets out.
:23:20
Nothing to figure out.
It's senseless bullshit.
:23:24
-You know-- I already figured it out.
-Really?
:23:28
-Yeah.
-You already figured the streets out?
:23:32
Well, it's all about smiles and cries.
:23:36
-Put the drink down. What is that?
-Hold on!
:23:39
Hold on. Smiles and cries.
:23:41
Smiles and cries.
Smiles and cries. I hear you.
:23:45
Yeah, you gotta control
your smiles and cries...
:23:49
...because that's all you have,
and nobody can take that away.
:23:55
Oh, shit.