Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
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:03:01
[ Slow piano music playing ]
:03:04
[ Chuck closes peephole ]
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CHUCK: Listen, I gotta go, OK?
I'm kind of busy right now. OK?

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BARRIS: It was 1981...
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and I had holed myself up
in this New York hotel...

:03:24
the Phoenix Hotel...
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terrified of everything,
ashamed of my life.

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Until, finally,
I realized my salvation...

:03:37
might be in recording
my wasted life unflinchingly.

:03:40
[ Typing ]
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Maybe it would serve
as a cautionary tale...

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and maybe it would help me
understand why.

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When I was 11,
I had an experience...

:03:52
with my sister's friend
Tuvia...

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that left
an indelible impression.

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- Hey.
- What?

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- Tuvia.
- What?!

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You want to lick it?
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[ Scoffs ]
No. Why should I?

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Well, for one thing,
it tastes like strawberry.

:04:08
My sister tells me
you love strawberries.

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Yeah, well,
I hate strawberries.

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CHUCK: No, I'm serious.
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It tastes exactly like
a strawberry lollipop.

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TUVIA: Look,
I know that's not true.

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- Well, I bet you it does.
- I bet you it doesn't.

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CHUCK: I'll bet you a dollar.
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BARRIS: Tuvia... my first love.
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[ Typing ]
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Perhaps my whole life
turned at that point.

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The repulsiveness
of my sex confirmed...

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by the taste buds
of a ripening pubescent girl.

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What are you doing?
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Get off me!
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And so I found myself...
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in a downward spiral
of debauchery...

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endlessly chasing pussy.
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[ Doo wop music playing ]
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[ Loud kissing ]
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My only focus in life
to get laid, to get blown...

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trying to fool myself
into believing...

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that given
the right combination...

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of circumstances
and deception...


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