:41:03
The network's not going
to let me send...
:41:04
two unmarried kids
on vacation together.
:41:06
JIM: Send them with a chaperone.
:41:11
CHUCK: That's--
:41:17
That's not half bad.
:41:18
JIM: I'm telling you.
:41:20
Sometimes you could be
the chaperone.
:41:23
Say we have a job
for you in Austria.
:41:25
You, a successful
television producer...
:41:28
chaperones a young couple.
:41:30
While there, you take care
of some company business.
:41:32
It's a perfect cover.
:41:34
TV producer by day,
CIA operative at night.
:41:37
I got money, Jim.
:41:38
I don't have to kill people
for money anymore.
:41:41
Chuck, when I said
you fit the profile...
:41:43
very little of that meant
you needed the money.
:41:46
You liked it with Renda.
I saw it in your eyes.
:41:50
You liked it,
but you botched it.
:41:55
You could be
a great warrior, Chuck.
:41:57
BACHELORETTE:
Bachelor number three...
:41:59
if we were fixed up
on a date...
:42:01
and I ignored you...
:42:02
DIRECTOR: This guy's
never been on a date.
:42:05
[ Snaps fingers ]
Ready, four. Take four.
:42:07
Well. I'm not used
to being ignored...
:42:09
but I would--
I'd give you your space.
:42:11
The only date this guy's
had is with his right hand.
:42:14
[ Both laugh ]
:42:16
Ready, one. Take one.
:42:18
[ Audience laughing ]
:42:20
Bachelor number three,
what if I pick you...
:42:23
DIRECTOR:
God, she's going for the three.
:42:26
Ready, four. Take four.
[ Snaps fingers ]
:42:28
The only way
that you could be ugly...
:42:30
is by what you say or do.
:42:33
I don't know.
From where I'm sitting...
:42:34
I think you're beautiful.
:42:36
DIRECTOR: I can't believe it.
:42:37
BACHELORETTE:
Bachelor number three...
:42:38
can you please tell me
what a girl is like...
:42:40
who has never been
on a date before...
:42:42
and how you can tell?
:42:44
Well... I'll ask her
what she likes to do...
:42:49
and if she doesn't know what
she likes to do...
:42:52
then I'll know
she hasn't done it yet.
:42:55
[ Applause ]
:42:56
[ Game show music playing ]