Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
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The network's not going
to let me send...

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two unmarried kids
on vacation together.

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JIM: Send them with a chaperone.
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CHUCK: That's--
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That's not half bad.
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JIM: I'm telling you.
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Sometimes you could be
the chaperone.

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Say we have a job
for you in Austria.

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You, a successful
television producer...

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chaperones a young couple.
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While there, you take care
of some company business.

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It's a perfect cover.
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TV producer by day,
CIA operative at night.

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I got money, Jim.
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I don't have to kill people
for money anymore.

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Chuck, when I said
you fit the profile...

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very little of that meant
you needed the money.

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You liked it with Renda.
I saw it in your eyes.

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You liked it,
but you botched it.

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You could be
a great warrior, Chuck.

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BACHELORETTE:
Bachelor number three...

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if we were fixed up
on a date...

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and I ignored you...
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DIRECTOR: This guy's
never been on a date.

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[ Snaps fingers ]
Ready, four. Take four.

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Well. I'm not used
to being ignored...

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but I would--
I'd give you your space.

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The only date this guy's
had is with his right hand.

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[ Both laugh ]
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Ready, one. Take one.
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[ Audience laughing ]
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Bachelor number three,
what if I pick you...

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DIRECTOR:
God, she's going for the three.

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Ready, four. Take four.
[ Snaps fingers ]

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The only way
that you could be ugly...

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is by what you say or do.
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I don't know.
From where I'm sitting...

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I think you're beautiful.
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DIRECTOR: I can't believe it.
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BACHELORETTE:
Bachelor number three...

:42:38
can you please tell me
what a girl is like...

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who has never been
on a date before...

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and how you can tell?
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Well... I'll ask her
what she likes to do...

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and if she doesn't know what
she likes to do...

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then I'll know
she hasn't done it yet.

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[ Applause ]
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[ Game show music playing ]

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