Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
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and I ignored you...
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DIRECTOR: This guy's
never been on a date.

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[ Snaps fingers ]
Ready, four. Take four.

:42:07
Well. I'm not used
to being ignored...

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but I would--
I'd give you your space.

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The only date this guy's
had is with his right hand.

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[ Both laugh ]
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Ready, one. Take one.
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[ Audience laughing ]
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Bachelor number three,
what if I pick you...

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DIRECTOR:
God, she's going for the three.

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Ready, four. Take four.
[ Snaps fingers ]

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The only way
that you could be ugly...

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is by what you say or do.
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I don't know.
From where I'm sitting...

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I think you're beautiful.
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DIRECTOR: I can't believe it.
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BACHELORETTE:
Bachelor number three...

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can you please tell me
what a girl is like...

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who has never been
on a date before...

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and how you can tell?
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Well... I'll ask her
what she likes to do...

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and if she doesn't know what
she likes to do...

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then I'll know
she hasn't done it yet.

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[ Applause ]
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[ Game show music playing ]
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BACHELOR NUMBER THREE:
Why don't you talk to her?

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You can do that.
She's real shy.

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You have to tell her.
That's your job.

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Tell her that I think
she's real pretty...

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and I want
to be her boyfriend.

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I'm shy, too.
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You got to tell her that, Chuck.
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I used to skate
when I was young.

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I told her that.
She didn't even look at me.

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You got to talk to her, Chuck.
It's your job.

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She picked me,
not those other guys.

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You're the chaperone, Chuck.
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She called me gay.
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I'm not gay.
You got to tell her that.

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You're not doing your job
very well.

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I mean,
I know it takes time...

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for people to get
to know each other...

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but this is ridiculous.
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They thought he was...

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