1:04:01
We don't get fooled
again
1:04:05
No, no
1:04:09
If I had a hammer
1:04:11
I'd a-hammer in the morning
1:04:15
I'd a-hammer
in the evening
1:04:17
- She's good, huh?
- She's very good. Very good.
1:04:20
That's great.
1:04:22
That's fine.
Thank you so much.
1:04:23
But I can sing the whole song.
1:04:25
That was wonderful. Great.
1:04:27
That was enough.
That was fine.
1:04:28
All right.
Bring in the next thing.
1:04:31
Christ, there's gotta be
somebody in America...
1:04:34
with some talent. Hi!
1:04:37
FEMALE EXECUTIVE: Now.
I saw her in a little club.
1:04:40
You're gonna love her.
1:04:42
[ Playing guitar ]
1:04:46
[ Singing atonally ]
If I had a hammer
1:04:49
I'd hammer
in the morning
1:04:53
I'd hammer in the evening
1:04:56
All over this land
1:04:59
I'd hammer out danger
1:05:03
I'd hammer out a warning
1:05:06
I'd hammer out
love between
1:05:09
My brothers
and my sisters
1:05:12
All over this land
1:05:15
[ Gunshot ]
1:05:18
[ Bell tolls ]
1:05:20
All over this land
1:05:24
[ Gong clangs ]
1:05:26
If I were a...
1:05:28
- Oh, no, thank you.
- That's great. Fantastic!
1:05:34
That was great.
We'll be in touch.
1:05:36
Thank you. Thank you.
1:05:38
We've been going
about this all wrong.
1:05:40
Rather than killing ourselves
trying to find good acts...
1:05:42
we just put bad ones
and kill them!
1:05:44
Chuck, honestly, this--
and I know you like them--
1:05:46
this is torture.
1:05:47
No, no, no. We kill 'em
before they're through.
1:05:49
As soon as
it gets unbearable...
1:05:51
we kill 'em-- dead!
1:05:54
[ "The Gong Show" theme plays ]
1:05:56
Ladies and gentlemen,
this act--
1:05:59
Ah! Oh, this is so good!
I love this, man.