1:05:03
I'd hammer out a warning
1:05:06
I'd hammer out
love between
1:05:09
My brothers
and my sisters
1:05:12
All over this land
1:05:15
[ Gunshot ]
1:05:18
[ Bell tolls ]
1:05:20
All over this land
1:05:24
[ Gong clangs ]
1:05:26
If I were a...
1:05:28
- Oh, no, thank you.
- That's great. Fantastic!
1:05:34
That was great.
We'll be in touch.
1:05:36
Thank you. Thank you.
1:05:38
We've been going
about this all wrong.
1:05:40
Rather than killing ourselves
trying to find good acts...
1:05:42
we just put bad ones
and kill them!
1:05:44
Chuck, honestly, this--
and I know you like them--
1:05:46
this is torture.
1:05:47
No, no, no. We kill 'em
before they're through.
1:05:49
As soon as
it gets unbearable...
1:05:51
we kill 'em-- dead!
1:05:54
[ "The Gong Show" theme plays ]
1:05:56
Ladies and gentlemen,
this act--
1:05:59
Ah! Oh, this is so good!
I love this, man.
1:06:02
This next act answers
the age-old question:
1:06:06
If you wear a cellophane--
if you--
1:06:09
Whish! OK.
1:06:10
[ Audience laughs ]
1:06:12
If you wear-- ha ha--
a cellophane suit...
1:06:16
can people
clearly see you're nuts?
1:06:19
I don't know.
A little humor, folks.
1:06:22
All the way from Pacoima...
1:06:25
Mick Donnelly!
1:06:27
[ Cheers and applause ]
1:06:29
[ Music plays ]
1:06:31
[ Off-key ] Raindrops
keep falling on my head
1:06:35
Just like the guy
1:06:37
Whose feet
are too big for his bed
1:06:40
Nothin' seems to fit
those
1:06:42
Raindrops are fallin'
on my head
1:06:44
They keep fallin'
1:06:47
So I just did me
some talkin' to the sun
1:06:51
And I said I didn't like
1:06:53
The way he got things done
1:06:56
Sleepin' on the job,
those...
1:06:59
BARRIS: Who could have known
there were so many Americans...