:06:01
Sam, what made you enroll
on an Art School?
:06:05
l sort of determined that all artists
are weird, so if l became one...
:06:09
that l'd have an excuse
for my chronic strangeness.
:06:12
You can see now why today
is my personal Waterloo.
:06:16
ln less than an hour l've not only
found out l have no talent...
:06:20
no future, no girlfriend...
:06:22
but now l also have absolutely
no excuses for my eccentricities.
:06:27
- What can l do to cheer you up?
- Nothing. There's nothing you can do.
:06:31
Maybe l could start by cleaning
this ''snew'' off your shirt.
:06:35
''Snew''? What 's ''snew''?
:06:38
l don't now. What 's new with you?
:06:42
What didSnow White sayto Pinocchio
whenshe wassittingonhis face?
:06:46
''Lie to me! Lie to me!''
:06:51
Hey, let 's make like a baby
and head out.
:06:57
Let 's go.
:07:01
- You know what l think we should do?
- No.
:07:08
Which window did you say
was your ex- girlfriend's?
:07:10
l think it was that one.
:07:14
You bastard! l'm gonna come down
there and cut your balls off!
:07:17
Then l'm gonnashove them in your
mouth and make you eat them!
:07:20
lflaughterisasmilingorgasm,
let me tellyou...
:07:24
we hadalaughterthat wasmultiple,
simultaneousandwet.
:07:29
- My number is 555...
- 0kay.
:07:32
...6344.
- 6344.
:07:35
0kay, great.
:07:37
Don't forget this. Your smile.
:07:41
And thank you
for giving it back to me.