:05:00
- You were in Payne Whitney?
- That's right. A nuthouse.
:05:04
l was in the psycho ward
for six months,
:05:06
a vacation l don't look back on
with great nostalgia.
:05:09
Really?
:05:11
Relax.
You don't have to move away.
:05:14
Oh, no. l'm not suggesting
you were violent.
:05:17
But l was violent.
That's why they put you in a straitjacket.
:05:21
You were in a straitjacket?
:05:23
l'm not going to take an ax
and split your head open.
:05:27
- Don't be scared.
- l'm just surprised.
:05:30
What happened?
Why were you there?
:05:32
l broke up with this girl,
:05:33
and they put me
with a psychiatrist who said,
:05:37
''Why did you get so depressed,
:05:42
''and do all those things you did?''
l said, ''l wanted this girl and she left me.''
:05:46
And he said,
''Well, we have to look into that.''
:05:49
And l said, ''There's nothing to look into!
l wanted her and she left me.''
:05:53
And he said, ''Well, why are you feeling
so intense?''
:05:57
And l said, ''Cause l want the girl!''
And he said, ''What's underneath it?''
:06:01
And l said, ''Nothing!''
:06:03
He said, ''l'll have to
give you medication.''
:06:06
l said, ''l don't want medication!
l want the girl!''
:06:08
And he said,
''We have to work this through.''
:06:11
So, l took a fire extinguisher
from the casement
:06:15
and struck him across
the back of his neck.
:06:18
And before l knew it,
guys from Con Ed
:06:21
had jumper cables in my head
and the rest was...
:06:25
Why are you in analysis?
:06:28
You're afraid to sleep alone.
What else?
:06:30
Fear of death.
:06:32
That's funny. l have that, too!
My dog has it.
:06:35
lt's very common to living creatures.
:06:37
And l have rough patches
with my girlfriend.
:06:40
- You have a girlfriend?
- l am deeply in love.
:06:43
Really?
:06:43
Yes, with the most beautiful,
charming, sexy...
:06:49
- But there are rough patches.
- We'll get through them.
:06:52
But there are painful conflicts.
:06:55
She can be difficult.
But you'd love her. She's a knockout.
:06:59
- A knockout, but impossible.
- l never said impossible.