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Falk, l took the liberty a few weeks ago
of ordering you a little present.
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What?
:41:06
They're having a sale here
on surplus Russian army rifles.
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What?
:41:13
Suppose you're home one night
in bed, masturbating,
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and some guys break in.
You need protection.
:41:21
l'd dial 91 1 .
l don't need a rifle.
:41:23
Have you ever dialed 91 1?
lt's like trying to get a mortgage.
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Come on.
:41:30
l don't need a rifle. l'll probably
wind up blowing my foot off.
:41:34
What is wrong with you?
Are you such a maladroit
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you can't keep a firearm without
discharging it adventitiously?
:41:42
- l don't need a weapon.
- Everybody needs a weapon.
:41:44
What does that mean?
:41:46
lt means the day will come
when you wish you had one.
:41:49
Why exactly?
:41:50
Why?
So they don't put you in a boxcar.
:41:53
l want to get you some of this stuff, too.
:41:56
- What for?
- So you can build a survival kit.
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l have a perfect survival kit.
l've been working on it for years.
:42:03
Last week l got some great fishhooks,
:42:05
and a waterproof matchbox that floats.
:42:09
What are you preparing for,
the end of civilization?
:42:12
l have to know if l'm alone in the wilds,
l can survive by myself.
:42:16
Dobel, you're a madman.
:42:18
That's what they said in Germany.
:42:20
There were actually groups
in Germany called ''Jews for Hitler.''
:42:24
They were deluded.
They thought he'd be good for the country.
:42:28
Never trust a naked bus driver.
:42:33
By the time l got out of bed
and loaded it,
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- the damage would be done.
- That's why you keep it loaded.
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l should keep a loaded gun in the house?
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Why would you keep
an unloaded weapon in the house?
:42:45
Do you keep a loaded gun in the house?
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l have a loaded weapon
in my house within reach.
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Within reach, Falk.
ln every room.
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Just how crazy are you?
ls there more?
:42:57
Do you hear voices on the radio
or worship snakes?